Male Sex Toys

An example of how male sex toy advertising for Autoblow could have looked if it were around in the 1960’s!

Merry Christmas to all our readers!

That’s right, Herb’s gone and got himself an Autoblow Blast, the world’s first fully automatic blowjob machine! Just lube up, push in, switch on and tune out. An expertly delivered deep throat blowjob is yours everytime. No more begging, no more bribes! Want what herb’s got?

Course you do.  And here’s where to get it  http://www.roboticblowjob.com

If doing all the work yourself with a stroker style oro-sex toy is your idea of working too hard, then there are quite a few auto-fellatio machines on the market ready to do the job for you. The difference here is instead of stroking yourself, you sit back, switch on a controller and get a ‘look mom no hands’ blowjob. Here are a few machines ready to blow you on command:

The SOM Rocket BlowJob Machine

This one goes between your legs and blows you from above. You can choose either to sit up or lie down and believe it or not. The SOM Rocket blows like a rocket too, with up to 180 thrusts per minute. If your girlfriend tried that her head might fall off! That said, the inner love tunnel looks rather small for the Western market and pretty perfunctory. And at $500 you are definitely not going to come cheap!

The Autoblow Blast

Once you are fully lubed, you penetrate the mouth shaped orifice. Inside is a soft silicone lined sheath. Once you have switched on the controller of the blowjob machine, microbeads ride up and down the entire length of your shaft. It cannot attain the speeds of the SOM Rocket blowjob machine, but neither would you want it to because a good blowjob is not supposed to be a race, it’s a pleasant journey. At $100 it is significantly cheaper than the SOM Rocket and the inner sleeve is designed to accommodate a more generously endowed man.

Robo blow

Another recent addition to the auto blowjob machine market is called the Virtual Robo EX 3. Developed in Japan, it’s billed as the latest robotic masturbator/blowjob machine. It comes encased in a clear plastic case, the inner sleeve has soft silicone nodules, and like the Autoblow blowjob machine, it relies on beads mounted on a shaft to grip you and stimulate you, although these beads rotate at high speed instead of running up and down the length of your own shaft.

A variable speed controller is also supplied. At $88 it is slightly cheaper than Autoblow, and has obviously taken its inspiration from this top selling blowjob machine.

Want a good blowjob? Of course you do. Trouble is where to get one? Even with a regular girlfriend you are not guaranteed a regular supply of quality head. Fortunately there are now a growing number of men’s sex toys designed to do the job, and they don’t need soothing, coaxing and cajoling to get down and personal.

Here are some of the stroker style men’s oro-toys that will give you an uncomplaining blowjob night after night:

Vibro Lori Mouth with Red Lips

Pull this babe out of the box, lube up with water based lube and insert yourself between the red lips. Rubber nubs stimulate you as you pump. She also has vibrating bullet stored in the chin.

Bad Boyddies Glow Lips

This is a glow as you go blowjob. The soft green jelly material glows in the dark as you stroke away. Be sure to use water based lube as it has a tight ribbed open ended tunnel that clings as you pump it.

Real Skin Latin Blow Job

Very soft and life-like feel to the mouth. Includes a 5 speed vibrating egg. One happy customer wrote in to say it ‘sucked the fuck out of his dick’.

Heather Vandeven Mouth Stroker

This one is actually molded from Heather Vandeven’s lips, bet that kept her quiet for a while! Made of CyberSkin with a ribbed interior once you penetrate her mouth.

Just Lips Masturbator

Very simple concept. Easy-to-grip sides and a mouth shaped PureSkin orifice. Just lube up and pump away.

CyberSkin Cyber Suck

Soft yielding lips allow you to penetrate the interior. You can add a bullet for additional sensations. Three guys wrote in to say they came like they never came before using this little sucker.