If doing all the work yourself with a stroker style oro-sex toy is your idea of working too hard, then there are quite a few auto-fellatio machines on the market ready to do the job for you. The difference here is instead of stroking yourself, you sit back, switch on a controller and get a ‘look mom no hands’ blowjob. Here are a few machines ready to blow you on command:

The SOM Rocket BlowJob Machine

This one goes between your legs and blows you from above. You can choose either to sit up or lie down and believe it or not. The SOM Rocket blows like a rocket too, with up to 180 thrusts per minute. If your girlfriend tried that her head might fall off! That said, the inner love tunnel looks rather small for the Western market and pretty perfunctory. And at $500 you are definitely not going to come cheap!

The Autoblow Blast

Once you are fully lubed, you penetrate the mouth shaped orifice. Inside is a soft silicone lined sheath. Once you have switched on the controller of the blowjob machine, microbeads ride up and down the entire length of your shaft. It cannot attain the speeds of the SOM Rocket blowjob machine, but neither would you want it to because a good blowjob is not supposed to be a race, it’s a pleasant journey. At $100 it is significantly cheaper than the SOM Rocket and the inner sleeve is designed to accommodate a more generously endowed man.

Robo blow

Another recent addition to the auto blowjob machine market is called the Virtual Robo EX 3. Developed in Japan, it’s billed as the latest robotic masturbator/blowjob machine. It comes encased in a clear plastic case, the inner sleeve has soft silicone nodules, and like the Autoblow blowjob machine, it relies on beads mounted on a shaft to grip you and stimulate you, although these beads rotate at high speed instead of running up and down the length of your own shaft.

A variable speed controller is also supplied. At $88 it is slightly cheaper than Autoblow, and has obviously taken its inspiration from this top selling blowjob machine.