It makes you wonder.

Do celebrities deliberately get themselves into trouble to create more sensational headlines, or do they genuinely and misguidedly believe that even though they are having multiple affairs with tabloid loving lap dancers, and night club nymphets that somehow their wives or girlfriends will not get to hear about it?

Could the money men on Wall Street and in the City of London not have predicted that lending billions to very poor credit risks was one day going to turn round and bite everybody in the ass?

Age is supposed to bring wisdom, but wisdom can seem in mighty short supply sometimes.

Fortunately, there are some decisions which are a no-brainer, simple enough and straightforward enough even for men who are otherwise sagaciously challenged.

We refer of course to your choice of blowjob machine. Counting on regular head from your partner is at best unpredictable, and at worst, unobtainable.

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